I sell sentences.
Anyone can write a line. Few can take the complicated and turn it into lines that make people actually care.
That’s why brands and agencies bring me in. To write sentences that change thinking, build followings, and most importantly, sell like hell.
You didn’t stumble here…
You sought this out.
Here’s your warning.
Some of the words you’re about to read will make you fall in love. Some of them you’ll hate.
Good. At least you felt something.
And that is the job.
When my pen meets paper, every word matters. It’s not about filling space. It’s about creating feelings.
It’s about making something happen.
A click.
A purchase.
A raised eyebrow.
A guttural laugh.
A shift in perspective.
All it takes is one damn good sentence.
Give me boring.
I’ll give you brilliant.
Boring just means something interesting is buried under layers of bullsh*t.
I dig, scour and seek it out like a starved coyote hunting a jackal. Once I find it, I write sentences worth sinking your teeth into.
Some sentences live on billboards.Some on websites. Some find their way into brand manifestos, campaigns, landing pages, sales decks, emails, product descriptions, commercial scripts, social posts, keynote speeches, hell, even the occasional Forbes article.
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Helped write, launch and sell out Avis Budget Group's first new product in two decades.
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Helped write, launch and sell out Avis Budget Group's first new product in two decades.